in the mush – equivalent to “in the face”; Jack Hillen took that Ovechkin slapshot right in the mush; Stecks gives him a shove in the mush
snow snake – an imaginary creature that Lightning goalie Mike Smith apparently tripped over on 1/31/10; …as Smith trips over that snow snake allowing Laich to tap in an easy goal
kabong – the presumed noise made when either a player or the puck comes into contact with another player at a high rate of speed; Mike Green will continue to come across the middle and kabong people like he did Frolik; and the slapper from Ovie kabonged off of Drury’s leg
fourthiary – the 4th in a sequence, as in primary, secondary, tertiary, fourthiary; Backstrom with the goal, primary assist to Green, secondary to Ovechkin… tertiary to Poti and fourthiary to Varlamov [followed by a hearty laugh at his own word]
Sometimes his head just explodes….